Wednesday, June 2, 2010

one year.

It's been one year since my life changed forever.

One year since the baby maker was removed from my body.
One year since the baby factory closed its doors forever.

And what a year it's been!

I have SAVED over a million dollars by not having to purchase feminine hygiene products.
 (okay-- that MAY be a slight exaggeration...)

No midnight "red alerts".
No cramps.
No bloating.

Can I get a HALLELUJAH from the masses????

Sorry, menstruation. I haven't even missed ya.

Let me hear it from all my Hysta Sista's!!


Linda ★ Parker's Paradise said...

Well, being the only female in my family that still has her girlie business, I can't say how that feels. I do, however, know what it is like to have successfully made it through the dreaded 'change' and lived to tell about it. So, while you are rejoicing now, you won't always be because we were created with this continuing curse. Don't mean to bring you down but just trying to help you see the reality of it all. Enjoy these days because the PMS symptoms will recur along with hot flashes and emotional highs and lows.
Ah, hell, ENJOY these days and don't even think about it. This is one occasion to just live for today!
Love you,
★Linda ★

Gettysburg Homestead said...

Amen sista!!!!! I've been almost 6 years without mine. I'm with you I don't miss it at all!!!! But I still have to buy all the fun stuff for my daughter.


TrishAnderson said...

I love your funny outlook,glad you are feeling better!!!!!

Kimberly said...

Oh you're just tempting me to go and get myself fixed!

Loafer Mountain Primitives said...

Hello GF!
I didn't know if you would be online this week! Glad to see you..
I'm now 1 1/2 years period free! YEAH!
Don't miss it at all! No more fiquring out when to vacation! Just me and my Estoven and we're good to go!
Happy Mini-Pausing!

Wendy K said...

Hi Jo-anne
Your post made me laugh!!! I'm sat here, reading blogs in the hopes that the painkillers I've just taken will kick-in soon to ease my cramps!!! Hahaha...I really wish I was a Hysta-Sista!! ;)))
Love you! Wendy Xx

Angie Berry said...

No Hallelujah's from me... yet! But I'm happy for you!