Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Eternal Truths

 SOOooo I took a little blog break.
And, just like the last one, it was completely unintentional.

Sometimes, life sorta picks you up and takes you on a path that you weren't expecting.
(Happens to me more than I want to admit.)

This time, that path didn't include blog time.
(I really missed all my blog friends!)

However, I did think about blogging.
(A lot, actually.)

I thought about when I first started blogging.
 I loved the "big reveal".
The picture taking, the showing of things that I had finished or made or found....
(Go ahead, get all reminiscent.)

Then I thought of all the "other stuff" I do and figured it wasn't really all that "Blog-worthy".
(reality check)

Since I don't have any finished projects to reveal,
I thought I would impart some of my very limited profound wisdom with you.

Here goes....*ahem*.

1. There is nothing meaner or more cruel than a teenage girl.

2. Mean teenage girls have mean moms.

3. This is where the saying, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree." comes from.

4. There comes a time in a woman's life where a tummy tuck seems more practical than doing crunches.

5. Sweating profusely for months on end does not make a person lose weight.

6. One CAN actually live vicariously through their children.

7. Karma is real.

8. Sometimes, it's pretty cool to see Karma in action.

9. In most cases, your own children/grandchildren REALLY ARE cuter than everyone elses.

10. You choose your attitude.

So there you have it, my fine blog friends.
Use this information as you see fit.
 You can even say you "thunk" it all up yourself.
I don't even care....
Seeing as how I am a giver and all.
(wink face!)


Linda ★ Parker's Paradise said...

As far as #1 & #2 go, little girls can be very mean and they also have mean mommies. Know this to be fact from experience, therefore proving that said apple does NOT fall far from the tree in question.
I also have firsthand knowledge that all that sweat doesn't aid in weight loss. In fact, I think that we have a lot of 'like' thoughts!
Many days, it is easier to comment on others work than to try to put your own personal thoughts together.
Sincerely hope all is well at your home these days. We are suffering through several family crises these days, but hopefully, progress is being made. Best wishes to you and yours and remember you are in my prayers.

Grammee Linda said...

Love them all.. and it is true but sad that sweating does not make us loose weight, and that teenage girls are mean!!

And YES INDEED my granddaughter is REALLY cuter than everyone else's!!

Have a great week! HUGS!

Julie said...

You. Are. Awesome. I loved that post. Thanks for making me smile and think and nod my head in agreement. High five!! Julist

Kris said...

Like the wisdom and would love to know the story behind it! Glad to hear from you!

Loafer Mountain Primitives said...

Grumpy preteen boys have mean Mammas too! Just ask Little Man!
He loathes cleaning leaves, mean Mamma Loves watching him clean leaves!!!
Glad your back....
Utahs Meanest Mamma...

Krista and Jeff said...

I am learning that not only are the girls mean but dishonest as well...and still the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
I am also learning that boys that like those girls are mean to other boys who don't want to get involved! Once again parents don't care...thus proving your apple theory again!