Monday, May 24, 2010

Not so happy.

It is a beautiful day today in's about 75* at the moment. A welcomed change to the 100* temps that we had over the weekend. This is usually the kind of day that would make me giddy with happiness.

However,  I am still pretty grumpy.

I am about to tell you why......

It appears that the eyes in the back of my head are no longer working.

 I should have known this was coming as the eyes in the front of my head have been on the blink as well. (pardon the pun)

Do you want to know how I know they're not working????

It's because I didn't see the no-good, son of a gun, that came up behind me and slapped some back fat right underneath my shoulder blades.

Oh. I am so peeved.

Mostly about the back fat.....
..... but also because you just scrolled down to see if a picture was accompanying this post.

You know you did.
Sorry to disappoint, but there will be no pictures.

Trust me. It's for your own good.

OHHHHHH.... if I EVER find out who it was who did this dastardly thing to me, I will certainly be giving them a piece of my mind.  (insert attitudinal head bobs and side ways finger snap)

That was just a rotten thing to do.

And if the back fat wasn't enough.....ALL of my shirts shrunk.

True story.

But no happy ending here folks.

Will somebody please call the Wambulance for me???


Gettysburg Homestead said...

Yeah well my shorts shrunk around the hip area. And my son thinks it's fun to poke at my leg and watch the fat jiggle. So THERE!!!! LOL.


Linda ★ Parker's Paradise said...

LOL! You crack me up! Why do you think I only buy tee shirts? They can be stretched to fit--for a while, anyway......Linda ★

Mercy Otis/The Stone House said...

Oh my heck! He go to me first!
I'm trying to "walk" his nastyness away, one mile after another......
all my shirts shrank as well I threw them out so I wouldn't have to have THAT kind of reminder around! LOL
I've also been trying to recover the eyes back there on the backside of my head's not easy with all that chocolate just flying around these days!
Don't know about the Wambulance, but I eat Whine with my cheese!

Good luck to you!

Loafer Mountain Primitives said...

Funny GF!
At first I thought you had been in an accident! LOL...
Let us all know when find him!