It is a beautiful day today in Tucson....it's about 75* at the moment. A welcomed change to the 100* temps that we had over the weekend. This is usually the kind of day that would make me giddy with happiness.
However, I am still pretty grumpy.
I am about to tell you why......
It appears that the eyes in the back of my head are no longer working.
I should have known this was coming as the eyes in the front of my head have been on the blink as well. (pardon the pun)
Do you want to know how I know they're not working????
It's because I didn't see the no-good, son of a gun, that came up behind me and slapped some back fat right underneath my shoulder blades.
Oh. I am so peeved.
Mostly about the back fat.....
..... but also because you just scrolled down to see if a picture was accompanying this post.
You know you did.
Sorry to disappoint, but there will be no pictures.
Trust me. It's for your own good.
OHHHHHH.... if I EVER find out who it was who did this dastardly thing to me, I will certainly be giving them a piece of my mind. (insert attitudinal head bobs and side ways finger snap)
That was just a rotten thing to do.
And if the back fat wasn't enough.....ALL of my shirts shrunk.
But no happy ending here folks.
Will somebody please call the Wambulance for me???